wait what

Hey, I'm Maggie.

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

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— 6 hours ago with 443497 notes

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: dumpybear, via fake-mermaid)

— 6 hours ago with 559481 notes

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

(via fake-mermaid)

— 6 hours ago with 265187 notes

x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

(via thisboythatgirl)

— 6 hours ago with 165078 notes
mcish:

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

he was like 12 last year? what the hell happened

mcish:

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

he was like 12 last year? what the hell happened

(via thisboythatgirl)

— 6 hours ago with 88585 notes

assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

(via fake-mermaid)

— 1 day ago with 321306 notes

og-sludgebone:

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

Dog society is incredible

(via fake-mermaid)

— 1 day ago with 134649 notes

onlylolgifs:

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

(via fake-mermaid)

— 1 day ago with 95717 notes

seedy:

now WHY would you snapchat me that photo if ur gonna put it in your story 

(via fake-mermaid)

— 1 day ago with 74077 notes

plajus:

pancakestein:

wtf is with America.. get me out..

americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here

(via freemarketsocialist)

— 1 day ago with 14633 notes

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

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— 1 day ago with 197541 notes