wait what

Hey, I'm Maggie.

huffpostcomedy:

geesehater:

today was wild from start to finish

easily the next ABC sitcom right here.

— 12 hours ago with 402851 notes

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

(via fake-mermaid)

— 12 hours ago with 281611 notes

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

(via fake-mermaid)

— 12 hours ago with 174448 notes

spookyarms:

they took the children
they took everything

(via pizza)

— 2 days ago with 180932 notes

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

(via heyclaudette)

— 2 days ago with 133795 notes
doctor:okay let me just listen to your heart
charli xcx:on and on and on and on and
doctor:what the fuck
— 2 days ago with 294 notes

hotboysofficial:

"I have read the Terms and Conditions"image

(via pizza)

— 2 days ago with 127885 notes
anthramen:

These guys are the coolest ever.

anthramen:

These guys are the coolest ever.

(via forest-badge)

— 2 days ago with 193 notes
"One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?"
Steve Maraboli (via versteur)

(Source: psych-facts, via heyclaudette)

— 2 days ago with 176979 notes