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happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

(via fake-mermaid)

— 10 hours ago with 112992 notes

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

(via fake-mermaid)

— 13 hours ago with 169581 notes

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via fake-mermaid)

— 1 day ago with 726862 notes
indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

(via pizza)

— 1 day ago with 237137 notes
me when i was 5:I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
me at 13:I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING
me at 15:I HATE EVERYTHING
me at 18:I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
— 2 days ago with 452581 notes

torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

(via fake-mermaid)

— 2 days ago with 451616 notes
pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

(via softly-soaring)

— 2 days ago with 701896 notes

garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

(via maggins)

— 2 days ago with 281120 notes

ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

(Source: wayfaringblonde, via fake-mermaid)

— 2 days ago with 240674 notes

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via pizza)

— 4 days ago with 454528 notes

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via noo-bad-days)

— 5 days ago with 360590 notes