wait what

Hey, I'm Maggie.

happiest:

if your snapchat stories last over 100 seconds you have too much time on your hands

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peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

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— 8 hours ago with 121421 notes

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radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

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— 8 hours ago with 267871 notes

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

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— 8 hours ago with 175307 notes

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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— 9 hours ago with 112221 notes

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

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— 9 hours ago with 163717 notes
awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office

awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office

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— 9 hours ago with 44167 notes

faithandfury:

t3mplvr:

miss-love:

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66-seals-of-fuck-you:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her

Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break. 

​My life is
INFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information

at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it

these two are everything

Everything about them reminds me of us

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— 9 hours ago with 430479 notes

ruinsofxerxes:

having gym class with a friend like

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— 9 hours ago with 30315 notes

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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— 9 hours ago with 335993 notes